12:45 pm: The new Dr. Frankenstein.

I have successfully performed a head transplant operation from the mutilated remains of two jelly babies. Also, this picture terrifies me, possibly for fairly valid reasons.

Between sleepless nights and coffee-fuelled days, life’s been drifting by at a remarkable yet eventless pace, alternating between blistering hatred for everything that lives, and serene acceptance of the world and my place in it. I’m hoping things will become a little less confusing when I’ve got my sleep in some semblance of order, but only time will tell, I suppose.

Until then I’m going to continue mutilating my Haribo, all in the name of science.